Friday, 14 March 2014

C&B AGM 2014

The club AGM will take place at the Currie Rugby Club in Balerno.  They might as well have called it the Balerno Rugby Club in Currie, but ours is not to ask - only to wonder and to muse at the idiocy of it all.

The meeting will start at 7.30 pm prompt in the Malleny lounge and full internal directions (turn left at the heart; move swiftly past the bowel - you know the kind of thing) are available in the letter and notice which, if you don't already have, you will get in the next couple of days. 

President Katie will do what all good presidents do in these circumstances - namely defer to the secretary whenever an embarrassing question is asked from the floor.  Personally, I have never heard a floor speak in any of my sixty years on the planet, but one of these days, I know I am going to be surprised.

Once the floor has stopped speaking, the president has deferred deferring and the secretary has finished organising, the rest of us will doubtless repair to the bar for some much-needed revival in the form of strong drink and smelling salts.  Speaking of repairing, I have never, in my sixty-odd years ever repaired a bar, though I did once walk into one. 

7.30 pm.  Thursday 3 April.

Oh - and if you have any achievements that you want read out at the meeting, let Jenny know by Monday 24 March.

There you go.  Job done.

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