Kettle Trophy Round 1

Absent reporter reports that he was absent. End of report! Here is the results grid for the first round of games. Reporter may well have been absent, but notes that the result that he would have got was duly delivered in his absence. He meanwhile was in Portugal. It was very warm.

And here is the league table. Interestingly, Jenny Barr's name has a different coloured background than everyone else's. This is because she is the club secretary and is therefore a very important person. That said, Niall Gunn is the club president and is therefore also a very important person, but his name has the same background as everyone else's. Here, I may have to confess that the whole thing is actually a cock-up of monumental proportions. That however is not as interesting.